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Ponderisms
Some puns for educated minds:
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Alelutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algrebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
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Love your "Ponderisms" even if a couple of them were groaners. Did you create them or locate them? Either way, I appreciate your efforts. Thank you.
# Posted By Carole Greene
| 5/31/10 12:41 PM
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